OK, maybe the delivery itself was a bit off, but I think this has some serious merit. Maybe we'd have some calmer students. Now that I think of it, I'm not sure any teacher would want to hand out bathroom passes, let alone take one back.
Forget the Tour de France, I'm training for this.
Finally, nothing silences a person like lawyers digging up a sex tape on you. So I would assume that finding 8 tapes ought to bury her into obscurity forever. Thank God
A fitting way to end Breast Cancer awareness if I say so myself.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-talk-bra-maskoct29,0,4631334.story
"No, no honey, I only have mistresses so that we have enough masks for all the kids"
Well my friends, here I bring you further evidence of the pussification of society.
I have a few comments on this.
First, life is full of public humiliation. What will she do if her son doesn't make a sports team some day? All his friends will know he tried and failed. What about when he's older and gets fired from a job? The whole company will know. His neighbors and friends too.
Wake up people. Shelter your children from hate. Shelter them from the grotesque images of war. For the love of all that is good, stop trying to shelter them from benign punishment.
Second... its not like the school lined them up facing the wall and gave hard rubber balls to the other kids to bean them from behind with. That might be a bit severe. They simply had to go outside and face a wall where they could hear their friends playing joyfully behind them but unable to participate. I applaud this punishment. It doesn't involve staying afterschool which might cause childcare issues or team practice. Nobody is physically harmed by spankings. No classes missed sitting in the office. Just the loss of some playtime and 15-20 minutes of reflection while you stare at a filthy wall thinking about how you won't want to forget to do that homework assignment.
Finally, this is something the woman can easily rectify. Make sure you fragile child does his freakin homework every night and you will never have to worry about his psychological wellness again. Well, until everyone in the school reads that news article and teases him endless.... but that is totally different.
There is a very small segment of "civilized" society that is willing to say whatever to try to make a few people laugh. Most of the time, its just other members of this group. I like to think of myself as a member. My eyes water from laugher when I seen the Jesus Christ action figure. I find the "Mostly Garbage" SNL skit brilliant. I'm sure if you troll old blog postings you'd probably find a few choice examples of my own wit.
Today my friends, I showcase another member of the Fraternal order of Dark Humor, Doug Pugh.
I bet this guy gets way more hate mail than I could ever dream of.
Enjoy.
catch me as i fallJust because Breast Cancer Awareness month is winding down, doesn't mean support and awareness should stop.
http://www.nbcam.org/
http://ww5.komen.org/
This was my purchase this year to help the cause.
I help because I have a wife and two daughters.
Also because I have two sons who I would hate to see deprived.
I don't care much for hot dogs, but I have a sudden craving for a salad.
PETA protests National Hot Dog Day
