13 May 2009

When Knockers Come-a-Knocking

Why doesn't anything like this ever happen in my neighborhood?

Sure, I'm guessing the tobacco deprived visitor was probably not something out of the Victoria's Secret catalog, but hey... it would be something funny to hear the kids say...

"Mom...Dad... there's a naked lady at the door"

Me: "Oh don't bother to get up dear. I'll see what she needs."

2 comments:

onescrappychick said...

Wow. We had 3 breaks in's in my town today... but as far as I know.. the crooks were clothed.

Sgt said...

Well, they are now after stealing ladies undergarments and such.