AHole in One

I took my youngest son (4 yrs old) to the driving range this Sunday to hit some golf balls.

He was doing his best to hit the ball when I overheard some teenage "pros" snickering something to the extent of "don't give up, there's always bowling" or some crap like that. I made mention that they are always welcome to come over and show him how its done (all while holding my favorite 3 iron in a not so inviting manner).

To set the scene, you should know this range is one of those that is sort of just setup in a field. Nothing fancy. The driving boxes and spaces are actually arranged in an arch next to the parking. (this is key to the next part)

About 10 minutes later, mister all-pro golfer rips the ball scorching to the right, just clears the short chain link fence and hits not 1, but 2 car windows. The back window of his own vehicle and the side window of the SUV next to it.

My son turns to me and says...
"Daddy..I'm glad he didn't come help me. That's a lot of glass to clean up"

Kai may not become a professional golfer, but he's got moxy!

Snake and Tonic, Rattled, Not Stirred

Rattlesnake rancher arrested for selling vodka with rattler in every bottle

Personally, I like the creativity of his defense. "It's not about the alcohol.. its a spiritual thing."
Excuse me while I go take communion with the good Reverend Jack Daniels.

I Make LOLCatz

Slow day at the office... couldn't resist

Bunny Business

A small collection of Easter Related Photos I came across. I'd credit the photographers, but most of the sites stole them too!

Enjoy!


Demon Bunny
Clearly someone with the same humor as myself

At least now I know how Easter Eggs worked into the holiday

Buying some time until the X-Men cross-over comic.



I'm sure some of you received or got for your kids a fun little bunny for Easter, as such, I'll point you to my take on "How to Train a Rabbit"

Happy Easter All

When Marketing Goes Wrong

Is it just me?

En Guard

Hillary: "Is that a nightstick in your pocket or are you just happy to debate me?"

Borack: "Funny, I was about to ask the same thing..."

State of the World Part Tres

Wow... there is a lot of crap going on right now. Let's take a look...


It now costs me about as much for our weekly milk supply as my car's weekly gas. Soon a milk mustache will be the new "bling"!!!!









Stupidity running rampant. Eliot Spitzer gets caught using high priced escort service because he was paying them using the very accounting technique he cracked down on in Albany as Attorney General. "Smurfing". This is a practice where you try to hide large money movement by breaking them into many smaller transactions to try to avoid amounts that raise flags with banks.







Mary Ann hangin with Mary Jane? Serious.. why was this even in the news? I'm guessing in any given day thousands of people are found with drugs on their possession. Should that make the headlines too? Oh well, I guess I just made it worse! I do wonder about the picture. The chart behind her says "Centimeters" and has her at about 65 cm. Wouldn't that make her Thumbelina?





Which brings me to the latest issue of morality.. well at least someone thinks that. The mother of a 5 year old daughter with Down Syndrom is being lambasted from many fronts for getting her daughter plastic surgery so that she will look more "normal" and have a greater chance to not be teased. I'm not sure where I sit on this. I just hope it was truly about the daughter and not something to maintain some sort of status quo of the mother.


Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back into my underground bunker to wait for this apocalypse to play out!