State of the World

Some top news stories from around the world snatched from leading sources...
Be afraid friends... be very afraid.

USA - NY Times: Gray Wolves Off Endangered List
Hey, glad to hear, but is this really front page stuff? How about how my brothers/sisters in arms are doing. The economy. Things that might affect my ability to provide food and shelter for my family.

UK - BBC News: Facebook 'sees decline in users'
Dear God... its the sign of the apocalypse! Even worse, this is spun as sort of a negative with Facebook trying to do damage control. I mean.. what if.. and I know this is crazy... people are actually getting out of their homes and meeting real friends. I should probably just get my affairs in order after making that blasphemes statement. I'm sure a Facebook task force will be dispatched to eliminate me.

So, what's non-newsworthy items are making the top news in your neck of the world?