Googletized
This is a screenshot from Google Analytics showing me the top searches that led people to my blog.
1. Something finally took over the top spot this week from "How to Train a Rabbit". Hope you found the post helpful.
2. This still disturbs me some... you know.. people training rabbits.
3. Another babyboomer/GenX trying to avoid sizzling fat I'm guessing.
4. While I have seen the occasional hot waitress there, I don't think I would be searching them out on the internet. Sorry I couldn't help.
5. This has been on the charts since posting it. Apparently my catch phrase was something more popular.
6. Guess I'm not the only one that can't spell. Unfortunately they don't make a cream for chronic misspelling.
7. Speaking of needing cream... BLEGH! Let's just hope you weren't the one searching for keyword 6 too. Guess that will teach you to whip it out for some beads.
8. Who doesn't like a sadistic workout! Hope you liked it.
9. You'll want to call them. When they tell you that you will have to pay for the tech to come out, tell them the next signal coming from the box will be coming from the nearest landfill.
10. Can't help you with the jingle, but if you eat that burger, your belly will likely start to wiggle and your bowels quiver!
2 comments:
The scariest thing for me about this (besides the fact that someone would SEARCH for a hamburger) is that more people on the internet are looking how to train a rabbit and not to train for weight lifting (the stuff you actually offer here.)
They don't know what they're missing. Or, well, maybe it's us. Who knows, perhaps rabbits can do the same thing for you as squats.
This was the funniest post I have read so far today. I cannot believe the searches that lead people to this blog!
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